LULA: Malko, what's your name?
MALKO: Uh-uh.
LULA: Uh-uh? Your name's Uh-uh?
MALKO: Uh-uh.
LULA: Oh, it's NOT Uh-uh? Then what is it?
MALKO: Da.
LULA: Da? Your name's Da?!
MALKO: Da.
LULA: Are you sure?
MALKO: Uh-uh.
LULA: What do you MEAN, "uh-uh"? You don't know what your name is? What's the matter with you?!
MALKO: Da.
LULA: What's "da"? Does it mean, "I'm crazy and I don't know what my name is"?
MALKO: Uh-uh!
LULA: Ok, does it mean..."I have a POOPY DIAPER"?!
JOEDY: Ok Lula...
LULA, consumed with giggles, gasping for breath: Does it mean...does it mean..."I went diarrhea in my pants"???
ISABEL: Um, that's enough now.
LULA, still laughing: Ok...ok...I'll stop...just don't ask Da what his name is, because he doesn't KNOW! (crazed laughter resumes) What kind of person doesn't know his NAME?! Is there something wrong with you, Malko, I mean, DA?
MALKO: Da.
ISABEL: Maybe he's Russian. Da, are you Russian?
MALKO: Uh-UH!
ISABEL: No, he's not Russian.
JOEDY: Maybe he's from Outer Space. Hey Da--are you from Outer Space?
MALKO: DA!
LULA: You ARE? You're from Outer Space?
MALKO: Da! Da da da da DAAAA!
LULA: How about your DIAPER? Is IT from Outer Space?!
ISABEL: Lula--uh-uh.
LULA, rolling on the ground: "Uh-uh"?! Did you just say "UH-UH"? Are you starting to talk like Malko, I mean, I mean, that kid over there who doesn't know his name? Are YOU from Outer Space too? Is everyone here CRAZY?!
JOEDY: Da!
MALKO: Uh-uh!
ISABEL: DUH!
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