MAGGOTY ME

Wednesday, April 1, 2009


Today after taking a shower I decided to peel the strips of tape off my C-section incision (it was itching) and when I got to the last piece I noticed a small worm stuck to it. The worm was about a quarter of an inch long and yellowish and kind of shiny, like a maggot, and it totally grossed me out. I called my doctor to ask if it's normal to have worms around that area, post-C-section, and he said yes, in some cases it's quite normal* and I shouldn't worry. He said if I notice any eggs I can just spoon them onto toast for a high-protein treat.

Yummy!


*especially on the 1st day of the 4th month in the year

5 comments:

packofchicklets said...

ummmm....YUCK...ucky uck. groooosssss! is this true? i LOVE the picture of the friendly maggot though. very personable (or maggotable?).

kmika said...

PATATE!!!!

kmika said...

Farpaitement! :)

uncleremus said...

THE WORMS CRAWL IN & THE WORMS CRAWL OUT
THE WORMS PLAY PENUCKLE IN YOUR SNOUT
YOUR EYES POP OUT & YOUR TEETH DECAY
& THAT'S THE END OF YOUR WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!

APRIL FOOL'S TO YOU TOO!!!!!

Isabel Blakely said...

What do you MEAN, "April Fool's"?!?

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