I've got it--Portland! Very environmentally friendly, very D.I.Y., very liberal, not too much sun but still quite a bit, plenty of cold and rain, good nature quotient, far from California earthquakes, near snowboarding places, LAURENCE WANTS TO LIVE THERE TOO, CLOSE TO ADRIEN AND GWENN (for now, at least).
Now I just need to convince everyone, including (and especially?) Joedy, that they want to move there too.
P.S. Some people know that I can be, at times, a little impulsive. Also, that I change my mind a lot. So, frankly, I wouldn't put too much store in anything I just wrote. Except that...what the fruitcake!! Let's do this!!!
P.P.S. Can someone please advise me on subtly convincing Joedy that he really wants to move to Portland? Of course, this would not be manipulative at all. Especially considering that it would be in his best interest in the long run. As Laurence pointed out, there are great waves in Portland. And if he wears a high-altitude sleeping bag under his wetsuit, he won't even run the risk of losing limbs to frostbite.
Seriously, I'm very serious.
P.S.S. Sometimes I see bright lights and hear a loud, booming voice that says "YOU ARE DELUSIONAL. TOTALLY DELUSIONAL. SAVE EVERYONE SOME TIME AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE PEOPLE IN THE LITTLE WHITE TRUCK. THEY WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU."
P.P.S.S. No thanks! I'm going to PORTLAND! HA HA HA!
3 comments:
yes, you are a nutty nut. portland? why not? what the heck? sure! let's all move to portland!!! woooo-hoooo!!!!! um, hhhmmmm. no- really. theres no reason not to...but at this point there's no reason to...esp not if one of your motives was really to be closer to family- this would make you even further away from most of them...but i know how you HATE it when people rain on your parade, so...YAY!!! Portland ROCKS! happy happy portland.
I could go for portland. Frankly I'm divided between portlands. Great coasts. Great sizes. Good music and art scenes.
my, oh, my..what a wonderful predicament you've created for yourself THIS time Gorilla girl!!!
now you're stuck in the middle of a tug-o-war!!!
yippee!!!
no stress there!!!
they say the eternal question of "where to live" is the second quickest way to garner a gilded invitation to the looney bin!!!
right after those old favorites "who am I" & "why am i here"
hang in there
some of us know, all to well, what you're going thru!!!
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