MESSAGE FROM ABOVE

Monday, April 20, 2009

THIS IS A MESSAGE
FROM THE LITTLE GREEN MEN
SAYING ISABEL'S BEEN BORROWED FOR SOME
ALIEN TESTING

(chorus)
Alien testing
Woo--oo--oo alien testing
Alien testing, digging out her eyeballs
Alien testing, eating fried eyeballs
Alien testing, woo-oo-oo
Alien testing, who are you

SHE WAS SUCKED UP IN OUR BEAM OF LIGHT
IN THE DARKEST DEEP OF NIGHT
SHE WAS WEARING JOEDY'S UNDERWEAR (TURQUOISE WITH WHITE POLKA DOTS)
SHE HAD DRIED BOOGERS IN HER HAIR

WE'VE HAD HER HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK
THE SPACESHIP IS MADE OF TEAK
SHE SHOWED US HOW TO MAKE FONDUE
WE ATE IT AND THEN SNIFFED SOME GLUE

(repeat chorus)

deet deet deet DEET DEET DEET
DIBBIE DIBBIE DIBBIE dum dum dum

YOU MAY WONDER "WHERE IS SHE?"
SHE'S SITTING ON OUR COUCH WATCHING ALIEN TV
WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT WE'LL BRING HER BACK (MAYBE THIS SATURDAY)
BUT FIRST WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE SNACK

OO--OO--OO WE LIKE TASTY TOESIES
OO--OO--OO AND LITTLE CRUNCHY NOSIES
OO--OO--OO WE'LL BRING HER BACK
OO--OO--OO MAYBE THIS SATURDAY

(repeat chorus)

3 comments:

uncleremus said...

they're coming to take you away
haha hoho hehe

kmika said...

R and A are aliens! I knew it!!!

packofchicklets said...

why must the aliens shout? don't they know how to speak in an indoor voice? who is their mother?

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