STILL HERE!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

DEAR READERS:

DO NOT WORRY. I HAVEN'T DIED. NOR, DESPITE THE URGINGS OF A CERTAIN PERSON RESIDING AMONGST ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WITHIN ME, HAVE I DECIDED TO PULL THE PLUG ON THIS BLOG.

WE WENT TO CORPUS CHRISTI LAST WEEKEND, AND THEN JOEDY WENT TO CALIFORNIA YESTERDAY, SO IT'S BEEN A LITTLE BUSY AROUND HERE. PLUS, I DIDN'T GET CHOSEN AS ONE OF THE FINALISTS IN A CERTAIN BLOG COMPETITION I ENTERED. THAT WAS A LITTLE DEPRESSING.

I'VE STARTED WRITING ENTRIES THE LAST COUPLE DAYS BUT HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH TIME TO SIT FOR A WHILE SO I'LL GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT TOMORROW--I FEEL SOMETHING BREWING ANYHOO.

THANKS, AS ALWAYS, FOR CHECKING IN, EVEN IF YOU'RE CLOSE FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND FEEL OBLIGED TO AND THAT'S WHY YOU DO IT.

HA HA!!!

SEE, I'M STILL HERE...

5 comments:

Cassandra said...

Hang in there my friend!!!! I'm gonna call you tonight!

Isabel said...

Thanks! Will Greer McP be available to chat also?

Cassandra said...

From the Desk of Dr. Greer McPantaloon


Dear Mrs. Isabelle Blakelee

I've heard that you've been inquiring about my availability to chat with you regarding your personal life. While I do appreciate your hard work on my Hammer Pants (they are a bit snug in the crotch actually), I'm not sure I'm the best person with which to discuss your most intimate issues. But if you insist, you can reach me via email at hotpantsmcp@hotmail.com and i will respond at my earliest convenience.

Many many regards,
Greer McPantaloon, PMS, ADD, DMV

Isabel said...

Dear Mr. McP (not to be confused with Mr. McPee):

I'm sorry about the snugness of the crotch of your Hammer Pants. My dwarves were on a steady diet of chicken cacciatore and boullion cubes, and were not performing up to par. Do not worry: I will see that they are reprimanded. Usually a group singalong of Kum-Ba-Ya does the trick.

Regarding getting in touch to discuss my personal life, I was hoping we could start with my love of amphibians--namely, newts. Presently I have ten orange newts in my shirt pocket and sixteen in other locations around (not inside) my body, and it's such a strange pleasure to feel them climbing about with their little sticky limbs that I don't know if I'll ever be able to survive without them.

Your gracious attendance to this matter is appreciated by all of us (myself and the newts). I will contact you via your hot pants email address.

Good day, and good riddance,

NewtLuvr, XTC, WICCA, WWJD

Cassandra said...

Dear Newtluvr,

My advice as a DOCTOR is that you immediately flush all your newts down the toilet. cold turkey is really the only way in my opinion. everyone knows that newts have no thoughts or feelings, so not to worry about that. although sometimes their ghosts can be troublesome. If you suffer from shivers or excessive hair loss during your newt detox immediately call the SPCA and adopt a very small dog. preferably one that can be easily perched upon your shoulder like a parrot. This should ease the symptoms.

On another note, my crotch chafing has become quite unbearable. Please send a dwarf to administer to this asap. Preferably a blonde.

Extremely sincerely,
DR. McPantaloon, GRE, Wii, TeeHeeHee

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